Andi Ellsworth

Your serendipitous escape

Hi there, handsome. So glad you found me here. I’m a blonde, vivacious Yankee gal who is a recent transplant to the area. I am currently pursuing my PhD in the sciences (which sometimes leaves me questioning my sanity!). In my spare hours, I enjoy nothing more than delving into this world of pleasure and hedonism, a true juxtaposition to the other aspects of my life. In me, you will find a goofy, down-to-earth and yet sassy companion with the following attributes: - Dress size: 6, with curves that would make Botticelli jealous - Shoe size: 8.5 - Height: 5’5” - Piercings: ears - Tattoos: small, discreet - Hair: Voluminous, wavy blonde mane to my shoulders - Eyes: blue/gray (depending on the light) Guilty pleasures: - The strongest espresso I can find - Dark chocolate (the darker, the better!) - Historical nonfiction - Eavesdropping on scandalous conversations while riding the subway - Watching every episode of Jeopardy - Spending far too much time obsessing over word choices whilst writing and re-writing my novel As an empath by nature, I find incredible joy in tailoring each experience to the individual, invoking a sense of warmth, ease and familiarity. I would be honored to be that escape for you: to act as your home for a time, an embrace you anticipate while we dive in over a meal, a deliciously crafted cocktail or even an old classic movie at the drive in. Let’s feel like teenagers again; I hope to elicit that type of giddy thrill for us both during our time together. Also happy to accompany you on travel, be it a business conference or the international itinerary of your dreams. As a grad student, my schedule is flexible with some notice and I love nothing more than new stamps in my passport (FMTY requests always welcomed!) or adventures partaken upon locally. I fancy myself a social chameleon and can fit into most any setting. I am fully cognizant of the fact that this can be an overwhelming experience to navigate, particularly if you are a neophyte, but I promise I don’t bite! I am very laid-back, with a self-deprecating and lighthearted sense of humor. The banter will feel as though we have known each other forever, I promise. I also love conversing about any and all topics and have been told I have a calming and disarming presence, so you will be in good hands. If you have made it this far, you deserve a cookie! Please reach out via text or email to begin the booking process. Can’t wait to make your acquaintance. xo - Andi