Delilah Odell

Wit + Charm

Imagine, if you will, a likely scenario leading you to browse here. You’re on your third meeting of the day and are starting to go cross-eyed. Bored senseless, you desperately seek some stimulation, something so you can continue to feign interest in the ongoing corporate blather. You start tame - open up Reddit or X, formerly known as Twitter, and start browsing the works of “creators”. Maybe you even have a few favorites.  Something commands your attention, and you actually have to drive the meeting for the next half hour. Drained, you return to fantasy seeking. You wonder, what if? What if I quit? What if I have an affair? What if I go off to a Peruvian ayahuasca retreat? What if I did any number of things, knowing they would upend my life? Of course, you’re too responsible for that - why throw away a life’s work? You seek adventure - but you want safety and reliability too, leading you right here, to the very text I have written. So, without further ado, a brief introduction to yours truly. Hi, I’m Delilah. I’m a thirty-something, mostly-remote tech executive by day, and a filthy degenerate by night. Like you, I found myself searching for a little extra spark in life, something to quench that thirst in my loins, something a little dangerous and wild - and I happen to have found it here. I’ve chosen a life of intensity and passion, mediated by the prudence necessary for any real achievement in life. In part, that has meant opening my schedule to like-minded gentlemen callers - men of action who are both bold enough to dare and wise enough to execute. Here’s a little more of what that has looked like - keeping in mind the best stories can’t be put in writing: * finished grad school without getting trapped in academia * unintentionally circumnavigated the globe * narrowly escaped being Shanghaied in Bangkok * earned a lifetime ban from certain forms of gambling * caused a car accident by showing too much skin in the bright winter sun * placed in a pole dancing competition * caught one of the last tours of the San Francisco Armory If this resonates with you, if you are even a little intrigued - get in touch. I’m sure we’ll have a good time. Yours, Delilah