Elle Tee

I'm probably funnier than you

Highly reviewed on The Erotic Review: https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/elle-tee-6129101133-357652 Do not text me and ask for a personalized picture of myself or to see what I look like. I have more than enough pictures of myself uploaded to my profile. I update these pictures regularly. I will not send out a personalized picture of myself to "verify" I am who I claim to be. That is what The Erotic Review is for. The link above will take you directly to my page of reviews. I am not interested in never-ending texting back and forth with someone who is only interested in pic collecting but not actually interested in getting together for an in person date. I will not send you a personalized picture of myself. If this is a deal breaker for you that is fine, I want to save us both the trouble of having this conversation in the future. **BEFORE CONTACTING ME..... Please scroll down to the bottom of this profile and review my rates prior to contacting me. This WILL be one of the first questions I ask anyone inquiring about getting together. IMPORTANT: IF YOU TRY TO HAGGLE WITH ME ABOUT MY RATE I WILL BLOCK YOU AND BLACKLIST YOU IMMEDIATELY MY RATES ARE FIRM! AS ARE ALL THE OTHER RATES OF EVERY OTHER PROVIDER LISTED ON THIS SITE! Also, please only text me if you are interested and ready to get together same day. I do not make plans in advance, and I do not enjoy 'texting' so please only contact me if you are ready to get together that same day/night. ***REVIEW MY RATES*** See what others are saying...... ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Outrageously funny! Two thumbs up!" 👍👍 - Childhood talent show volunteer (also known as my mom) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "She's an excellent flosser" - My dentist ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "She always takes care of her bills on time" - My credit report ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "We're all kind of like very very obsessed with her" - My rescue dogs ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "She's the best mama we've ever had EVER!" - My foster dogs ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Happy one year anniversary!" - The empty water bottle in my backseat ⭐ "She used all the toilet paper in my bathroom to TP my house on Halloween." - My sister ⭐⭐ "Stop following me and asking me weird questions!" - My co-worker I rescue dogs for a living, what's your superpower? About Me: 40 years old ENFP Love Language - Acts of Service Animal rescuer extraordinaire Animal rescuer - foster and volunteer My dogs are my everything My favorite planet is Earth because that's where I keep all my stuff I am very cultured as I am fluent in Google Translate Liberal I love long walks on the beach with my partner, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot. My ideal first date would be something like streaking, followed with being arrested for indecent exposure. But hey, at least we'll have a photo to remember when we met. **IMPORTANT** I do NOT offer in call services of any kind. I cannot provide in call now or anytime in the future so please do not send me a text asking me this question. If you request that I get a room in my name that is fine however it will be another $500 in addition to my listed rate. This will need to be provided in advance via PayPal for this service. NO EXCEPTIONS! **OUTCALL ONLY** I do not schedule in advance. I've been cancelled on last minute one too many times so I will only get together for same day meetings. Text me don't call.