Naomi Waits

Your New Year's kiss 2025

I know you work hard and make a million decisions every day. You’re hoping to make a safe investment and enjoy some comfort and connection on your well-deserved free time. Calling the shots all day isn’t easy. Fortunately, though, I am! You can make the choice to book with me with the utmost confidence. I’m here to earn your trust, delight your senses, and make sure you have the fun you can’t have on your own - on whatever escape or adventure you may have in mind. You needn’t worry I can’t keep up – I have a wild streak a mile wide and I adore novelty and good banter. And as a former Catholic, I can’t help but have a dirty mouth. I’ve got a dark bob and tattoos that demonstrate DIY punk spirit, but I am more than capable of cleaning up to serve as neat and sophisticated arm candy for you. Because I know you want a women who is stylish but also discreet, I am meticulous about my outfits and lingerie collection to add to the ambiance of our date. I’m in the gym 5 days a week keeping these legs toned, and I smell like vanilla. I’ve been told I am smart, playful, and sensual; and I am secretly a romantic. I started out life in a white collar, health care adjacent profession but found it unsatisfying, and so here I am, living my best hooker life. I enjoy books, music of all genres, literature, and the humanities – I also have interests in Edwardian/Victorian history as well as WWII and have been known to lead a trivia team to victory in the past. If you’re looking for a travel partner, I am passport ready. I have accompanied clients to Europe, Mexico, and various cities in the continental US, with packages available for those who wish to feed my wanderlust to facilitate mutually satisfying experiences. I have enjoyed Michelin starred meals in my life, but I don’t require them, and I am just as enthusiastic about high quality street food or pub grub. The finer things are lovely, but so are the simple ones. In fact, adventure certainly isn’t necessary all the time - I am just as enthusiastic about a quiet night spent primarily giggling and purring in bed with low lighting as I am about an evening spent dining or dancing. Those are just a few options for that piece of furniture, though. I enjoy hedonism, and being an intrepid accompanist while you explore whatever kinky activities you’ve been thinking of. My bag comes stocked with a plethora of toys and implements if you enjoy exploration and I have been described as exceptionally open to and flexible regarding new experiences. If you’re part of a couple looking to add some spice to your bedroom routine, I am comfortable and confident helping you achieve that together. I am also skilled at facilitating communication from my previous vanilla role as a therapist, and I hope to help you articulate your desires with me, which is the first step to achieving them to the fullest. If you’re looking for a versatile yes-women with a wicked sense of humor and a filthy mind, please check out my website or email me to book. I expect prospective clientele to be familiar with screening procedures and I require a deposit for all appointments. I can’t wait to meet you. *YES! I WANT TO BE YOUR NEW YEAR'S KISS! Let's do this shit. You, me, confetti, prosecco, and a smooch at the location of your choice, with potential for abundant variety. Please email me asap if interested*