Shayla Wilde

Always Wilde, Never Mild XOXO

WELCOME TO THE WILDE SIDE - ALWAYS WILDE & NEVER MILD I’m from Boston but have been a Brevard resident since 1999 and other than a short 5 months or so, I have left the state maybe twice and I have never been out of the country. I’m a Taurus (born in 1987) and deliver all the high-energy attitude, I’m a dedicated true crime junkie, and I have a preauricular tract on my ear, sharing the same trait on the same ear. This is extremely rare (less than 1% of people have one in the U.S. and less than 10% globally!). My favorite color is pink, and my dream car is a Corvette Stingray (can you say cargasm…. Lol). I love pizza with all the toppings, spicy Italian subs, and hot wings, but you can keep the seafood – hard pass for me… I’m a beach girl at heart, and while I own my Chihuahua, my cats own me. I’m considered a notorious ‘Meme Dealer” on social media and I am a mom of three excitingly amazing kids—a teen and two mayhem makers. My favorite music genres are reggae and country, and as of just a few short months ago, have even partied with Stick Figure and will indefinitely see them again next time they tour here to Brevard County (ask me about this one, it’s CRAZY!). I worked at and managed 7-Eleven for five years and Rent-A-Center for another five years. I’ve been an independent contractor with very extensive sales experience, especially in furniture, and I’ve even trained AI bots. There’s a ten-year age gap between my first two kids. Also, take note: I don’t like Eminem, Will Ferrell, or Owen Wilson (yeah… seriously…). I am naturally dominant with women, naturally submissive with men, and my tits are not natural anymore. I’m Disney-obsessed, and The Lion King is my favorite movie. I love stuffed animals, but they have to be a ‘decent’ quality, soft and eye-catching. Those are the best! I’m a huge supporter of men’s and fathers’ rights and not a fan of the U.S. government, nor the way they operate their “business”. I was awarded 5th grade spelling bee certificate in Brockton, Massachusetts where I went on to the county finals, starting my love of language arts at a young age, perhaps leading me to achieve obtaining my writing degree. I’ve been in real estate school and had been learning arboriculture independently while working as an office manager for one and I am highly interested in continuing educating myself on this fascinating subject. I graduated college a few years ago with a Bachelor’s in Communications with a concentration in Professional Writing, while maintaining a pretty solid 3.7 GPA. In addition to this, I have earned multiple Dean’s List and also President’s List recognition awards while attending SNHU, all from my home here in Florida. I started working at a sex shop at 18 years old, returned to work there again a year or so later, and also worked as a dancer at Lido’s on Cocoa Beach twice over the years. I’ve been a webcam entertainer off and on (and also shifted into mostly independent work of the same nature) since about 2010. I have paid off in full my 4 -bedroom, 2-bathroom doublewide mobile home, where I’ve lived for the last 7 ½ years with my children. I also own my ’99 Chevy Blazer, her name is “Ol’ Trusty”… she don’t get around too quick, and she ain’t pretty, but she’s trustworthy. As an avid lover and contributor to ‘paying-it-Forward’, I enjoy donating plasma to earn money and using that money to purchase "virtual 5K" charity run submissions (a portion of the proceeds goes to various charities, and you can run on your own time—this became popular during COVID-19). They send you a medal and running shirt with different themes. My first in-person 5K event ever (before I started doing the virtual ones), I finished 53rd place out of 507 people, and my finish time was 27:54 minutes! I also like the gym and keto diet. I love eating food but am so much more into veggies than fruit, and I don’t have much of a sweet tooth. Avocados and mushrooms are life, YUM! I have a fascinating, one-of-a-kind, innovative, revolutionary concept for a women’s shelter, but it’s too much to discuss here—check out Wildehaven (d0t 0rg). It’s a charitable, nonprofit, community-binding concept with endless charitable events we will host. I also have half-baked business plans for various other potential businesses, such as Shayla’s Fresh Squeeze Bikini Lemonade Stand, a clothing line that sells hybrids of club/classy wear for the "everyday wild women" (including purses, heels, accessories, and fragrances), and it’s called With Love, Shayla Wilde. There’s also Shayla’s Wet & Wilde Mobile Bikini Car Wash, pretty sweet, right?! On top of all that, I am in the process of creating an interactive artificial intelligence-based "Shayla" avatar model in which followers who purchase it can sext, change her outfits, and do other things as she responds appropriately according to how I would. Most of my business ideas include a variety of charitable donations. I auditioned for the reality TV show Big Brother. Speaking of television, I am writing a “pitch packet” for a Seth MacFarland- style animated series called, ‘Wildehaven’, based on my original ideas and well, my life. I’ve never been in a car accident and only just had my first arrest a few months ago, for a DUI that I was charged for when I didn’t take a breathalizer test and had no open containers, but the cop claimed I was intoxicated as I slightly veered over the yellow line… I thought hearsay wasn’t held up in the court of law?? Hhmmm….. Well, thirteen is my lucky number and I look great in forest-green and burgundy amongst other earthy color tones. White gold reigns supreme and I have an irrational fear of explosions. I’ve been yearning for a cemetery lunch (or dinner) date in which we can pick a random person’s grave, eat, and research to learn about them for awareness. We could even host an event to donate to an appropriate charity in their name or to their family. Starting my favorite crafting activity at a young age of 5, I have become an expert at cross-stitching and can do extremely large, complicated projects that most would not be able to accomplish, and my preference is to use plastic canvas and yarn compared to thread and fabric. I am starting an OnlyFans in which I will be using AI-created images of hot chicks and doing various other things on there, such as content sales, raffles, and the creation of followers’ avatars so they can interact with "Shayla." I can also write short erotica stories for them. I sell my socks, panties, lingerie, etc. I have both custom as well as preset package deals, including various services I offer. I have a range of fun stuff for every budget. Five bucks might get you a cheat sheet for a surprise trivia contest about Shayla Wilde, twenty-five might get you entry into my upcoming Wildehaven-themed art contest (via Facebook), and fifty can get you a custom photo set of me wearing JUST your favorite t-shirt. I also take custom, personalized requests into strong consideration. … BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! Angry ex-girlfriend won’t leave you alone? Let’s take a topless selfie together in your bed and send it to her. Grandma needs a friend to hang out with her while you’re working late? “Hey there, Grams, I got you some cranberry juice and granola bars—let’s talk about how you walked uphill both ways everywhere you went when you were younger!” Need a friend to keep you company when you have to go to your doctor’s visit? Well then, lunch table for 2 when we’re done? You got it, handsome. Yes, I’m into women, BDSM, and most other fetishes. I have been diagnosed with seven mental disorders—anxiety, depression, bipolar I, bipolar II, PTSD, circumstantial PTSD, and borderline personality disorder—and I don’t medicate for any of them. Oh, almost forgot… my dad abandoned me… twice. Yes, I’m unique. Yes, I’m smart. Yes, I’m funny. Yes, I have great tits (they are now three years old). The best part? My contact info is on the profile you’re looking at RIGHT NOW! If you enjoyed reading my thoroughly messy, simply complicated, incoming asteroid of a bio, feel free to tip my Cashapp: $Wildehaven. All other inquiries please locate my contact info and reach me any time, day or night! Looking forward to hearing from you! With Love, Shayla Wilde---XOXO